Tales of the bo-boys: Let me break it down.

Amongst our circle of friends we have a certain rating system when it comes to beezies. Now within this rating system there are different tiers one can be placed in. Many of you have heard the terms "dime" or "dime-piece" unless you were born last tuesday you pretty much know they are used to describe a "fine girl" or "bomb chick" (circa '95). The times have changed and so has the lingo. So with that being said... it goes a little somethin like thiisss

Of course I must commence with the quintessential terms "dime" and "dime-piece"

Dime: a girl who meets the qualitative standards of a 10 out of 10 rating (hence the term dime; 10 cents equals a dime)

Dime-Piece: a girl who meets the same requirements of a dime but with a little more pizazz. She doesn't neccessarily exceed the score of a dime, rather she has a little extra umph whether it be her nicely done hair or her super steezy (c Bay Area employee).

Now before I continue I must state that the following terms have been compiled and conjugated by various members of this blog and a few extended family members. If these terms in full meaning have been heard or used prior to this by anyone else I declare it pure coincidence.

Moving on to Tier 2 if you must....

Many of you are thinking, "How can someone be better than a perfect 10 out of 10?" Trust me my friend, there is such a possibility.

Certified Dime-Piece: Now this is a breezy who is bangin and knows she is bangin. Not to the point of arrogance or narcissism but just enogh confidence. If you want to rate her on a scale from 1-10, she'd probably rank as an 11-13. Certain requirements entail: nice hair, superb steezy, sufficient amount of makeup, and a substantial size in the field of either the T or A.

Thoroughbred Dime-Piece: This lady is different from the Certified in that she has a unique look that carries her over the 10 point mark. Now usually a Thoroughbred Dime-Piece is one who does not need a considerable amount of make up giving her a more naturally beautiful look. A Thoroughbred must have a look of pure beauty and may not have any plastic or sillicone parts, thus the term "thoroughbred."

Quickly moving along to Tier 3....

Now of course, without a doubt you're saying "No way in hell there is a woman of such magnitude that can be any better."

Well my friends, I introduce to you the Certified Thoroughbred Dime-Piece to Say the Least.

No words can explicate this sort of beauty. To even approach describing one you can simply take the last two ratings and multiply them by 6,897,001.

Examples of Dimes and Dime-Pieces:
Sally Field