I recently read that Britney and K-Fed are officially divorced. While I don't really care about either of them, I can't help but look back to that cute cuddly "oops I did it again" girl and think to myself, "damn she dun fucked up". Like really fucked up. Like when you accidentally call your girlfriend by another girl's name. Except she does it everyday of her life... on TV/Magazine covers/Youtube ect. Lets explore how this cute cuddly teeny-bopper became the Ryan Leaf of the world.
Yup, it was this guy.
Britney fell victim to this man. Kevin Federline is the American Dream. Hands down. You can hate on him, but how can you really hate on him? He went from rags to riches for real. He started out with Shar Jackson (the other girl from Moesha) and moved up to Britney Spears. That's an upgrade if I've ever seen one. Yeah he may be a walking embarrassment, he may have made popozao but shit...we can all learn something from him.
K-Fed isn't the only winner resulting from Britney's unmentionable losing streak. Christina Aguilera wins because although she played Scottie Pippen for years as Britney's runner up, she still has a respectable career, sanity and beauty; none of which Britney has. Justin Timberlake also wins. Talk about getting out before the stock plummets. He bounced, went on to Cameron Diaz then went onto Jessica Biel? Damn this man can do no wrong. Album is on point. Blooming acting career. Music career is at an all time high. Jessica Biel!!!
Damn Britney, at some point you're gonna look back and realize you lose. This story is tragedy as well as triumph. The point of this blog is not to pick on Britney or romanticize anyone else, but the point of this blog is to learn from other people's mistakes as well as other people's genius. 
Shame on you.
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